No Cavities????

Today Jake and I went in for our six month check up. Jake went first and he had no cavities. I went after Jake and after getting thousands of fillings I am an expert when the dentist finds a cavity. I know what it feels like and today I didn't feel it. In fact, I had no cavities. I am relieved for multiple reasons:

1) We have crappy dental insurance and every time we get a white filling it costs $120 dollars or more.
2) I didn't have the time to go back to get the filling since we are moving on Sat
3) I hate the dentist (not the person but what he represents)
4) I hate the dentist's office
5) I hate the dentist's office smell (Why does it smell like pain?)