Jake is still looking for an internship and is applying to various places all over the county and state. Since I'm trying out the whole faith, and patience, thing I have decided to help Jake in different ways then nagging him. I have come up with a few things he could put on his resume to help him stand out from his competition........
1. Willing to work topless
2. Fluent in 4 languages but 3 of them are top secret- the other is Spanish.
3. Willing to be "That Guy" that will come up with a catch phrase and use it daily
4. Will use competitor's bathroom when not feeling well to scare away their prospective clients
5. During lunch hours I will go outside and hold up a banner advertising the law firm
6. B.S. in Mechanical Engineering; Masters in Love (my wife gave me this not an educational institution)
Sadly Jake has not incorporated any of these ideas into his resume.....
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He really should use those. I think some company would snatch him right up if he did ;)
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