Tuesday, December 20, 2011

Bad Parenting 101

So here are some of the lies I tell my children:

-If you are bad when going to bed you have to go to Winter School (school that is in session for bad kids during Winter Break)
-If you drink Mommy's soda then you will get super sick and die
-Mommy is always right
-Elves are watching and if you are bad then you won't get any presents at all

I'm not going to lie.  Some of my lies are not the best.  The one that is winning right now is the winter school.  Luke is not a fan of school so this one is golden!  Feel free to use my lies.......







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