Monday, November 28, 2011

My Workout

Last week I went to the Wild Animal Park with my brother Mark, and sister Staci and all of our kids.  We had so much fun.  We ate delicious food, drank delicious refreshing beverages and enjoyed pleasant conversation.  Then I offered to go get the "Pirate Booty" to take on the tram with us.  That is when I thought I was a world class gymnast and started jumping the metal barricades.  Sadly, I hurt my back again.  I know that people just assume that I am an all around talented athlete, and I was back in high school, but now I am old and my body is slowly falling apart.

So my back is feeling a lot better so I am trying to work out my core to avoid getting hurt again.  As I show up in my "super sexy" workout outfit of shorts to my knee and an oversize tank top.... I get so tired of guys hitting on me.  One guy asked me if I was done with my machine.....a.k.a "You look hot and I want to kiss you".  Then another guy asked if could finish his 3 reps on a machine before getting off....a.k.a "Why don't we just skip the small talk and skip into a relationship".  Then as I was leaving a guy opened up the door for me......he didn't have to say anything....because I knew he wanted to me open my heart to him.  I just want to wear a sign that says "This.....is taken!" 

Actually it is sad.  When I go to the gym no one talks to me.  Which is fine.  I prefer to workout, stretch and leave without talk to anyone.

Oh...its 9:38pm....time for bed.  That is how I roll.....

1 comment:

WARNERS said...

Hey, your stretching!! Progress!!